rocknrave221:

skriallex:

Did she really just call Guetta the best DJ in the world

are

you

fucking

kidding

me???!?!?!

rosymary:

geometricdeathtrap:

metallikato:

generallegendary:

metallikato:

jewelstaites:

how to give a good handjob

• bop it
• pull it
• twist it

• harder
• better
• faster
• stronger 

You pull your left hand in
You pull your left hand out
You pull your left hand in
And you shake it all about!

Cha cha real smooth

none of you ever touch a penis

Lmfffaaaooooo

lolsofunny:

ajc804:

sylvia-scarlett:

dukeofmegadeus:

here’s to impatient assholes

i’ve been watching this repeatedly for the last 3 minutes and it’s still perfect

let’s have a toast to the douche bags

(lol here!)

Miracle he didn’t swerve into the cars and cause a even bigger accident

My new tattoo :D waiting for swelling to go down

hsn258:

Electro Dance Music Love :)

tuckerliz:

we can only see so much from the surface…

its scary